When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been in really ghastly… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I'm not more cultured. I'll watch PBS. And cut people open for fun. Will that be better? Will you be… — Jennifer Armintrout Copy Share Image
“You have nothing to be embarrassed about. Life would be awfully dull if we could look back without regretting at least one… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
You may be embarrassed about the way you looked and the wacky clothes you wore when you were young, but normally, at… — John Oates Copy Share Image
I was very embarrassed when my canvases began to fetch high prices. I saw myself condemned to a future of nothing but… — Henri Matisse Copy Share Image
Just ask yourself what record you played over and over again when you were depressed or what record made you really happy?… — John Seagall Copy Share Image
I didn't realise how devastating my behavior could be - looking back, I'm very embarrassed. I just buckled under the anxiety. — James Arthur Copy Share Image
“I didn't drink, I told him, with that embarrassed feeling I got whenever I was reminded that I had a body, that… — Garth Risk Hallberg Copy Share Image
When I was doing 'Smile,' I was looking back at pictures of myself and going, 'Thank goodness I couldn't do the sprayed-bangs… — Raina Telgemeier Copy Share Image
Maybe they would look at each other and feel some odd yearning, but neither of them would know why. They would want… — Ann Brashares Copy Share Image
Harry - you're a great wizard, you know." "I'm not as good as you," said Harry, very embarrassed, as she let go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To cut out every negative root would simultaneously mean choking off positive elements that might arise from it further up the stem… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
Canvases between 8 centimetres and 1 metre are priced around 25,000 francs. In the past I used to sell them from between… — Claude Monet Copy Share Image
Actually I did not invent the seven habits, they are universal principles and most of what I wrote about is just common… — Stephen Covey Copy Share Image
When he died, I went about like a ragged crow telling strangers, "My father died, my father died." My indiscretion embarrassed me,… — Kiran Desai Copy Share Image
I'm always embarrassed when people say that I'm courageous. Soldiers are courageous. Policemen are courageous. Firemen are courageous. I just have a… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
I often tweet things that I would feel too horrified/embarrassed/ashamed to say to a friend or loved one, even though most of… — Mira Gonzalez Copy Share Image
I would wear entirely one color: tutus, furry pants. It was totally outrageous. My family was deeply embarrassed to be seen with… — Hailey Gates Copy Share Image
I've already been KO'd, embarrassed. Nothing is going to be worse than that, so what's to be scared of? — Michael Bisping Copy Share Image
When I met my husband, I refused to invite him home for Passover because I was embarrassed my mother might serve all… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
Sometimes your mouth is like a zipper. By the time you realize its open, its already embarrassed you!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People only attack when they see weakness or when they think that someone is ashamed of it or embarrassed and they can't… — Dax Shepard Copy Share Image
“For I found myself embarrassed with so many doubts and errors that it seemed to me that the effort to instruct myself… — Rene Descartes Copy Share Image
Ellen had long ago stopped being embarrassed by temper tantrums. She flipped it and wore it like a badge of honor. A… — Lisa Scottoline Copy Share Image
I never had any ambition to be a star, or whatever it is called, and I'm still embarrassed at the word. — John Hurt Copy Share Image
Sometimes when daughters have a bad-girl mother, they rebel and become good girls. They are constantly embarrassed by me! — Ellen Sussman Copy Share Image
Any bit of good stand-up I've done has usually been when I've been deeply embarrassed to say the thing out loud. — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
“ finances, n. You wanted to keep the list on the refrigerator. "No," I said. "That's too public." What I meant was:… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
Sometimes he even embarrassed the company by phrases suggesting that there was some difference between a Liberal and a Conservative. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone is embarrassed to admit how much they want to be loved. That is the most difficult thing to do, and, therefore,… — Celine Song Copy Share Image
Most people are embarrassed to admit there's another human being that's in control of them, that your heart beats three times as… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
I'm just very self-conscious about the way I look. I really am embarrassed of it, because I wish I wasn't like that. — Perfume Genius Copy Share Image
Pleasure resorts are like film stars and royalty... embarrassed by the figures they cut in the fantasies of people who have never… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
I've always been battling against my sense of dignity and refinement. I was embarrassed by any bodily functions when I was younger.… — Helen Mirren Copy Share Image
I never wanted to look back on my career and be embarrassed about work that I chose to do. I never wanted… — Malcolm-Jamal Warner Copy Share Image
“Of course I was embarrassed but I don't think you can do anything for anyone without giving up something of your own” — Bernard Malamud Copy Share Image
I didn't even listen to any music until I was 19, really. I just wanted to be famous. But I didn't say… — Marina and the Diamonds Copy Share Image
Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a… — Jimmy Cannon Copy Share Image
Full of criss-crossed fits, you lie all the time. Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a threat to mankind. — LL Cool J Copy Share Image
“Oh well, fuck it. Now was not the time to be embarrassed for being me. Hell, there was never a time to… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image