I could never forget your birthday because of pre-programmed email reminders. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm glad we're back in touch ever since I was spammed by your hacked email account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Considering we met online, I feel it's totally appropriate to break up with you over email. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please figure this out and get back to me asap even though it would take me less time to do it myself… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how your emails generally look and sound like the English language. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One benefit to Facebook's new email system is that your privacy can now be violated all in one place. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The least-crowded channel for meeting high profile bloggers is in person. Email is the most difficult, the most crowded... I'm a top… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm looking to meet someone smart, attractive, and able to not check email during our date. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd prefer not responding to your email over not returning your phone call. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on knowing better than the Director of the CIA to not put sensitive information in an email. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
By using money as the scapegoat and work as our all-consuming routine, we are able to conveniently disallow ourselves to do otherwise:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope my breakup email was mean enough that you abandon the idea of fucking me ever again, but not so cruel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Since it's difficult to infer tone in an email, you should assume all mine are sarcastic or bitchy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
