Q: What's the difference between a tweaker and an elephant? A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter. — Bucky Sinister Copy Share Image
“You have heard the old question, "How do you eat an elephant?" The answer is "One bite at a time!" How” — Brian Tracy Copy Share Image
I'm just getting settled as a responsible man - but if you split the elephant into little mouthfuls it will be fine. — Tom Hardy Copy Share Image
“if you want an economic chart that stops you from sleeping you should start with the elephant.” — Edward Luce Copy Share Image
For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant? — Bugs Bunny Copy Share Image
Word to Muhammad, that triple beam is heaven-sent. Riding through the jungles in that muthafuckin' elephant. — The Game Copy Share Image
“When I said I wanted to die in my sleep, I meant I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while… — Roger Zelazny Copy Share Image
When there is an invisible elephant in the room, one is from time to time bound to trip over a trunk. — Karen Joy Fowler Copy Share Image
“And that is how the problems were always fixed. Fix them on the surface but don't go to the root, always ignoring… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
I had seen a herd of Elephant travelling through dense native forest ... pacing along as if they had an appointment at… — Isak Dinesen Copy Share Image
“Hathi, the wild elephant, who lives for a hundred years and more, saw a long, lean blue ridge of rock show dry… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
An elephant always puts his foot into the hole which another elephant's foot has made so that a frequented track is nothing… — Isabella Bird Copy Share Image
I bought a house after the Loveland fight. I wanted something grown up like an elephant or some flowers to put on… — Joseph Benavidez Copy Share Image
I first got involved with Mel Brooks through 'The Elephant Man.' Everybody knows now, but they didn't know at the time that… — John Hurt Copy Share Image
If the bees which seek the liquid oozing from the head of a lust-intoxicated elephant are driven away by the flapping of… — Chanakya Copy Share Image
I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts.… — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
I was called 'Dumbo,' like the elephant, as a child because I couldn't understand things at school. — Anthony Hopkins Copy Share Image
Seriously, a smaller, leaner, cleaner, tuskless and more secretive elephant is exactly what is needed. It definitely would live longer. — Lyall Watson Copy Share Image
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Not every ant which stays under the elephant's foot dies; the most powerful cannot always kill the weakest! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
The world is hollow. It's a lot to take in. Like cracking an egg and finding nothing inside. Or a full grown… — Geraldine McCaughrean Copy Share Image
With four parameters I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk. — John von Neumann Copy Share Image
The knife flaying the elephant does not have to be large, only sharp! — Andre Norton Copy Share Image
When you have got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
I'm like an elephant, ok? If I walk into a room, it's like, OK, he's in there. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
When the elephant decides to walk through the village, all the dogs come out and bark. — Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Copy Share Image
The United States should not jump around like an elephant frightened by a mouse. — George F. Kennan Copy Share Image
An elephant funeral makes me weep every time, and so does an ad with a kid leaving home for college. — Andrew Sean Greer Copy Share Image
If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“Carl walked around the room studying the art hanging on the walls. Seriously, the elephant in Mexico had more talent.” — Christie Craig Copy Share Image
Oh, it's you," Curran's voice said quietly. "I thought it was an elephant. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Thy impudence has a monstrous beauty, like the hindquarters of an elephant.” — James Elroy Flecker Copy Share Image
Nature's great masterpiece, an elephant; the only harmless great thing. — John Donne Copy Share Image
My first experience with film was through a still camera. I would sit, very much against my will, with my father in… — Gavid Hood Copy Share Image
When millions of tons of angry elephant come spinning through the sky, and there was no one there to hear it, does… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
If you want to fight in the UFC, you've got to realize that you are just an elephant in the circus. As… — Brendan Schaub Copy Share Image
No Child Left Behind ... is a giraffe with an elephant's body. ... You can't take the vision of Ted Kennedy and… — Steve Rauschenberger Copy Share Image
I've never liked the moment of seeing something beautiful - a sunset, a moose, an elephant - and then raising a camera… — Joseph Monninger Copy Share Image
An elephant is vastly more efficient, metabolically, than a mouse. It's the same for a megacity as opposed to a village. But… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
I shot a wild elephant in Africa thirty yards from me, and it didn't hit the ground until it was right at… — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
