Elective Surgery Quotes by Sandra Bernhard

I definitely want to be with somebody who doesn't feel lost or in my shadow.

— Sandra Bernhard

A remembrance can mean nothing to the one remembered; it can only remind the ones left behind how little they did while you were…

— Sandra Bernhard

It's usually a spiritual thing that's preventing somebody from having happiness.

— Sandra Bernhard

I think everybody is covering their [posteriors] with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to deflect the…

— Sandra Bernhard

Of course, everybody's family is dysfunctional - we've accepted that. What are we supposed to do? Hate our parents for the rest of our…

— Sandra Bernhard

I think Bush is amateurish and self-serving, and frankly, it's disgusting.

— Sandra Bernhard

From the time I was a kid, I'd never joined groups. I hated high school groups. I hung out with hippies, musical people. I…

— Sandra Bernhard

I'm a sexual person. A lot of different people turn me on and have over the years, and I've always wanted to make it…

— Sandra Bernhard

For most of my relationships, I would have liaisons, and I would feel guilty.

— Sandra Bernhard

I don't like going back and listening to myself. It makes me uncomfortable, and I know I can never emulate what I did that…

— Sandra Bernhard

I've always allowed myself to go on journeys creatively and emotionally, and never put, like, limits on myself.

— Sandra Bernhard

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ.

— Sandra Bernhard