“So what's your major? Have you figured it out yet?" Yeah, biology. I'm hoping to go to med school. How about you?" Elementary education." She could have told me she was majoring in shit-eating with a minor in injecting guys… — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
“People don't change, they just have momentary steps outside of their true character, isolated actions contrary to their true nature.” — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
The generation gaps are becoming more and more extreme. It used to be a generation gap would be 20-plus years. Now, because technology and… — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
“It was shaping up to be one of a handful of days in my life that filled me with the kind of anticipation and… — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
Relationships between men and women are only about sex. The rest of the sh*t is incidental. — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
“One night, Tim stumbled across a documentary called Manufacturing Consent. After viewing it, he found some writing online by its subject, Noam Chomsky, and… — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
“When she left I realized my roommate, Dave, was awake the whole time and was witness to my entire interaction with Heather. He said… — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
“Every word she says makes me feel a little more like faking a stroke and pretending to lose all memory of who I was.” — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
“She's been fucking someone else. She's still fucking Duane. She's getting back together with Duane and they're getting married. Duane's in the closet with… — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
“On the drive home I continue to try and jar the fetus loose with more abrupt driving maneuvers.” — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
“People don’t change their minds that easily. They have too much pride. Eventually they have kids who see the world differently, and that’s how… — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
There is no love, there is only the lie we tell ourselves that things are more important than they actually are, that our lives… — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
