To think of Tolstoy eating a sandwich is intrinsically kind of funny. — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
“Your part is to bring Him glory—whether eating a sandwich on a lunch break, drinking coffee at 12:04 a.m. so you can… — Francis Chan Copy Share Image
I was too terrified to notice she [Shelley Long] had breasts. I do remember that I was eating a sandwich. — Shelley Long Copy Share Image
But, you know, it's still a drag to get your picture taken when you're eating a sandwich. It's a downer. — Keanu Reeves Copy Share Image
I think I've almost killed myself 1,000 times eating some sandwich as fast as I possibly could and almost choking. It's a… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
So your dating my ex, cool. I'm eating a sandwich want these leftovers too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An adult male living alone stops being a vaguely tragicomic bachelor once he is found in the circumstance of simultaneously taking a… — Dean Allen Copy Share Image
Oh you're dating my Ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich... want those leftovers too? — ALYSSA Copy Share Image
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