Earth Quotes by Frank Caliendo

People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song.

— Frank Caliendo

I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.

— Frank Caliendo

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

— Frank Caliendo

I chose Journalism by default. I always loved TV, and I had no idea what else to do, so I studied what interested me.

— Frank Caliendo

I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!

— Frank Caliendo

If it's just the voice, then you can only do jokes. It's not really even about the impression so much. It's about the take…

— Frank Caliendo

Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.

— Frank Caliendo

I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.

— Frank Caliendo

Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.

— Frank Caliendo

I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.

— Frank Caliendo

Guy on the plane I'm on has a text alert that sounds like a gunshot... And he isn't putting it on vibrate.

— Frank Caliendo

I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.

— Frank Caliendo