I could do terrible things to people who dump unwanted animals by the roadside. — James Herriot Copy Share Image
I used to get tired of drinking iced tea, so I'd ask my wife if we had some lemonade, and I would… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
“Such language," Babette says. "Why don't you just take a dump in my ears!” — chuck pahlaniuk Copy Share Image
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
The [Donald] Trump campaign turned on a dime instantly as soon as those WikiLeaks dumps started. — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
“Why couldn't you have been a Bad? They always get mansions. And now, because of you, I'm stick in this dump.” — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. — Theodore Stevens Copy Share Image
I also really loved the sea when I was young, when I lived in Sicily, but unfortunately the sea here has been… — Dacia Maraini Copy Share Image
I'd heard it all the time, 'Live in the moment.' But if I did that, I'd weigh more than a dump truck.… — Stephanie Klein Copy Share Image
Next time your lady leaves the room, take a dump on the floor! 'Cuz there is nothing more mysterious than a dump… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I was a garbage man in New Jersey in summers during college at Yale. Everybody else got to go to Switzerland and… — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
Tossed into the Secaucus graveyard are about 25 centuries of classical culture and the standards of style, elegance and grandeur that it… — Ada Louise Huxtable Copy Share Image
I get in the dumps at times, and don't open my mouth for days on end. You must not think I am… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
Humans simply aren’t moved to action by 'data dumps,' dense PowerPoint slides, or spreadsheets packed with figures. People are moved by emotion.… — Jonathan Gottschall Copy Share Image
People don't want to go to the dump and have a picnic, they want to go out to a beautiful place and… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
October 7th [2016], indeed, WikiLeaks released its whole new dump. A whole new bunch of e-mails and documents, this time from [Hillary]… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
It was clear they weren’t getting any information out of Ian tonight. She, Bones, and Cat followed as Spade supported Ian, almost… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
The more subtle thing is more speculative. The world is well past its long-term carrying capacity for human beings living a European,… — Denis Hayes Copy Share Image
There are those who argue that everything breaks even in this old dump of a world of ours. I suppose these ginks… — Bat Masterson Copy Share Image
Let's get one thing clear right now, shall we? There is no Idea Dump, no Story Central, no Island of the Buried… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Once you're out in a place where there's one sheriff for the county, people have to learn how to get along with… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
I suppose I knew on an intellectual level that graves weren't especially made for getting out of. I mean, you start with… — C.E. Murphy Copy Share Image