It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy. — Alexander Theroux Copy Share Image
“Yeah, I am crazy. Ok. May be I am. But I prefer to be crazy than being a dummy.” — Ravindra Shukla Copy Share Image
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
...you can look forward to reading - I swear this is true - Microsoft Bob for Dummies. — Josh Quittner Copy Share Image
You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me: Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy. — Daniel Dumile Copy Share Image
I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a Punch and Judy Show and a ventriloquist's dummy, I'd perform… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
This is Graceland. Home of the most famous musician in the world.” “Michael Jackson lived here?” “No, dummy,” Carter said. “Elvis Presley. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
New Rule: News organizations have to stop using the phrase: "We go beyond the headlines." That's your job, dummy. You don't see… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
They had made a dummy and would put it in the position they needed...I would look at it and see how well… — Jennifer Carpenter Copy Share Image
When I was a younger guy doing comedy, it was a big struggle. Promoters canceled me out of clubs left and right… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Like a ventriloquist who laughs at his dummy's jokes, I keep trying to make photographs that seduce me into believing in the… — Larry Sultan Copy Share Image
When there's not ten feet of snow on the ground, I ride my bike down the streets of New York, and I… — Dean Winters Copy Share Image
I've got an answer to where Osama bin Laden is and I know, he's dead and living in my suitcase with my… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
I cannot live a life where I'm deprived. I'd much rather be five, 10 pounds heavier. With my luck, I'll get myself… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
I think maybe one reason why ventriloquists are looked down on is because it's very difficult to be funny. I think what… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
That America is in the calamity is a result of a certain amount of elitism in the Democratic Party where they're tied… — Van Jones Copy Share Image
I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
What I notice, as a historian reading stories about so-called nature miracles, the walking on the water, or the miraculous catch of… — John Dominic Crossan Copy Share Image
“I wrote Vis consilii epers mole ruit sua on the front of the first tag, and on the inside I put the… — Jennifer Gooch Hummer Copy Share Image
Ignoring for a moment the power of the American Medical Association, we still wouldn't see a huge amount of books on neurosurgery… — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
What I saw during the Hillary Clinton campaign [2016] with data dummies who were more concerned with polls than people, they were… — Van Jones Copy Share Image
Most people know nothing about learning; many despise it. Dummies reject as too hard whatever is not dumb. — Thomas More Copy Share Image
I'm not going to spit my dummy out and cry over something Roy Keane says. — Scott McTominay Copy Share Image
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