I kinda liked ol' Shakespeare and them guys, you know. I went back and got my master's just in case. I thought, if I ever needed it, I'd have the sheepskin to show people no matter how dumb I looked,… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
Actually, most people don't think I have too much sense because I would rather be fairly intelligent and act dumb instead of not having any sense at all and try to act smart. — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that.… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
I'm standing under a sign that says, 'Budweiser is king of beers,' and everybody's got their beers here today," I told them. "But I'm… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
I have a God-given right to pursue happiness, and happiness to me is killing things, skinning them, plucking them, and then having a good… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
Everywhere my sons and I go, we're telling people the good news about Jesus, blowing duck calls, and making people, happy, happy- then down… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em. — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
“I’ll never forget one night Jep was coming home late and got his truck stuck in a muddy road close to where we live.… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
Temporary is all you're going to get with any kind of health care, except the health care I'm telling you about. That's eternal health… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
Women with women. Men with men. They committed indecent acts with one another. And they received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion.… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
I’m not going askew from the principles on which the United States was built; I’m right there with our founding fathers. I’m a patriot… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
