I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggguulliing...We're looking to make a noise now and ... I wanna… — Joe Namath Copy Share Image
I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
One of the first lessons a necromancer learns is the art of playing dumb. Of course, one problem with playing dumb is… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
How did we get to the point where we're paying for bottled water? That must have been some weird marketing meeting over… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
So you make fun of girls for being virgins but you call them whores and sluts for not being virgins? How does… — Just Thoughts Copy Share Image
Were I to stop oil production, we`d have to import it from Iraq and from Caracas, Venezuela or from North Dakota where… — Jerry Brown Copy Share Image
When people don't want to debate you on the smart issues of the day, it's just a lot easier to call you… — Gretchen Carlson Copy Share Image
I don’t feel that I’m making movies for iPhones. If someone wants to watch it on an iPhone, I’m not going to… — James Cameron Copy Share Image
There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
I don't want men of experience working for me. The experienced man is always telling me why something can't be done. The… — Charles Kettering Copy Share Image
A proper record shop reminds us why we got into this in the first place - a place to be reminded of… — Max Richter Copy Share Image
My soul knows my meat is doing bad things, and is embarrassed. But my meat just keeps right on doing bad, dumb… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
enter into the life of the trees. Know your relationship and understand their language, unspoken, unwritten talk. Answer back to them with… — Emily Carr Copy Share Image
“But listen! Wherever you look there's meanness and corruption. This room, this bottle of grape wine, these fruits in the basket, are… — Carson McCullers Copy Share Image
Now I wonder who is gonna be president: Tweedle Dumb, or Tweedle Dumber-- And who is gonna have the big block buster… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
I did one of the 'Amazing Stories.' That was the first time I got to play a character who was a dumb… — Cindy Morgan Copy Share Image
I set a goal for myself everyday when I write - 10 pages a day - and it's much harder because I'm… — R. L. Stine Copy Share Image
My sister might be dumb, but that doesn't make her all that different from the rest of us. She's just like any… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share Image
He made the earth first and peopled it with dumb creatures, and then He created man to be His overseer on the… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I always feel like any criminal who doesn't have a mask on is dumb: particularly the ones who don't realize that all… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
I'm not trying to be self-serving, but you know, you get to Hollywood, and if you want to make something big and… — Terry Zwigoff Copy Share Image
