Dryer Took Quotes by Rod Schmidt

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. Rod Schmidt

— Rod Schmidt

There aren't enough days in the weekend.

— Rod Schmidt

Is ired old cliche one?

— Rod Schmidt

I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"

— Rod Schmidt