“Tale of woe aside, my dry spell isn’t voluntary. I didn’t make a vow of celibacy as an act of self-flagellation in remembrance of that dill-hole Rod. It just happened. Or didn’t happen. And then it didn’t happen some more.… — R.G. Alexander Copy Share Image
“How did you make it last?” “Love is the reason,” Shawn said with a shrug. “Sounds simple, but it’s true. We make sure to… — R.G. Alexander Copy Share Image
“God, you’re so cute. I dated a Canadian like you once. Dirty and creative but unbelievably polite.” — R.G. Alexander Copy Share Image
“There was no way she was going to be out-kinked by her best friend in her own house.” — R.G. Alexander Copy Share Image
“Kids reminded her of cats. You always had the sneaking suspicion that they knew something you didn’t and they believed it made them superior.” — R.G. Alexander Copy Share Image
“He could write an epic poem about her ass. And all the ways he wanted to defile it.” — R.G. Alexander Copy Share Image
“Tale of woe aside, my dry spell isn’t voluntary. I didn’t make a vow of celibacy as an act of self-flagellation in remembrance of… — R.G. Alexander Copy Share Image
“You decide what kind future you want to have, because you’re the one who’ll have to live in it. Alone or not.” — R.G. Alexander Copy Share Image
“Before I get inside you again, you need to know that with me you don’t have to hide your desires. With me you are… — R.G. Alexander Copy Share Image
“He left everything he knew behind. Not because life was too short. But because when you lived it alone, it was too damn long.” — R.G. Alexander Copy Share Image
“I volunteer as tribute. Or born again virgin sacrifice. Does Zeus like virgins? What about younger men who are ready, willing and able to… — R.G. Alexander Copy Share Image
“Did that punk ass leprechaun steal your car?” She covered her mouth as Hugo and Younger started to laugh.” — R.G. Alexander Copy Share Image
