Friend: "I wasn't even that drunk !" Me: "Dude...you asked your girlfriend if she was single." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taking advantage of someone whilst they're drunk is completely wrong and frankly, just disgusting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You never realize how annoying drunk people are until you are the sober one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are only two types of people that tell the truth, the drunk and the angry!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Glitter nails and curly hair. It's time to get drunk. Curly hair, she don't care. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“All in all, I was a sad man. When I was not fighting, I was drunk. My life was writ in red,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad," replied Syme with perfect calm; "but I trust I can behave like a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who else would find me at just this moment? First he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A meal without whisky is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we drink, we get drunk, when we get drunk we pass out, when we pass out, we commit no sin, when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not pregame'n if you have absolutely nowhere to go & nothing to do afterwards. Thats just simply gettin drunk & being a loser — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And patience flees my heart, And reason flees my mind. Oh, how drunk can I get to be, Without your love's security? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder what the High Septon would have to say about the sanctity of oaths sworn while dead drunk, chained to a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a field, I am the absence of field. In a crowd, I am the absence of crowd. In a dream, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let us have wine and woman, mirth and laughter, Sermons and soda water the day after. Man, being reasonable, must get drunk;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was walking late one night along a tree-lined path; a chestnut fell at my feet. The noise it made as it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And then, as someone turned the music up by the bar, I kicked off my shoes and I began to dance. It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“How are you, darling? Your momma didn’t tell me you were in town. But your momma isn’t talking to me right now—I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who has chanced like me to roam through desolate mountains and studied at length their fantastic shapes and drunk the invigorating… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It does matter where you go to church, it does matter where you worship, it does matter where you lift your head,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We do not know whether Hitler is going to found a new Islam. He is already on the way; he is like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
