This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an ass out of myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
True love is like a drunk person, crying, falling and hurting But still saying I can. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I drink to make everything interesting… so when I say I love you consider me drunk!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its useless to hold a person to anything he says while hes in love, drunk, or running for office. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't tell if I'm secretly enjoying still being drunk or if I hate my life right now, either way I'm seeing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So what we get drunk So what we smoke weed Were just having fun We dont care who sees So what we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you drunk dude standing next to me. I didn't plan on being soaked in beer but now that you mention it,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drunk man get pulled over, officer says to the man have you been drinking?, the man slaps a beer label on his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Olive Garden says 'If you're here ur Family.' Bullshit, I've yet to have someone walk up to me drunk and say that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent woman is sometimes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even an idle phone conversation when driving takes a 40 percent bite out of your focus and, surprisingly, can have the same… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're drunk the truth doesn't come out...you just stop being fake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate inconsiderate drunk people. So basically I hate all drunk people. Unless I too, am drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ever look at your ex and thought 'Was I drunk during our whole relationship?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always getting in trouble for my drunk texts . Seemed like a good idea then. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes, I'm drunk. But you are beautiful. And tomorrow morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be beautiful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of hang over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can't control yourself when you're drunk then why are you drinking... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains/ My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
