Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting,Your mom's the best sex in town! Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him,… — Syntific Copy Share Image
