“I know only, like, five Indians in our whole tribe who have never drunk alcohol. And my grandmother was one of them.… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I'm under the impression that if you're sick, you should just get really drunk. Alcohol kills bacteria. Bacteria causes sickness... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She’s still smiling her little smile, and it strikes me that, actually, she is drunk, not on alcohol, but on her St.… — Tim Tharp Copy Share Image
“I tell you, to be drunk on alcohol is disgraceful, but to be drunk on water is noble and ecstatic.” — Yann Martel Copy Share Image