Drunk Quotes by Mark McKinney

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

— Mark McKinney

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.

— Mark McKinney

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

— Mark McKinney

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

— Mark McKinney

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?

— Mark McKinney

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell.…

— Mark McKinney

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.

— Mark McKinney

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

— Mark McKinney

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

— Mark McKinney

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.

— Mark McKinney

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!

— Mark McKinney