Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff. — David Feherty Copy Share Image
I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
I have got to do something that makes me focus on one thing, and so I will sit and listen to music, or I… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet. — David Feherty Copy Share Image
I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice. — David Feherty Copy Share Image
“When I was a wee lad, Uncle Dickie sat me on his knee, and regaled me with stories about the genesis of a game… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
I hunt feral hogs. I try not to shoot creatures. That doesn't do anything for me. But big, nasty, smelly, bristly things with tusks… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder. — David Feherty Copy Share Image
