Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka. — Viktor Chernomyrdin Copy Share Image
“you never know u r drunk until u wake up with a dickhead in the morning.” — Vish Patil Copy Share Image
I've not stopped drinking, I'm not a born again one of them, we just don't have booze in the house. — Shaun Ryder Copy Share Image
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
China traditionally has been a tea-drinking country but we turned them into coffee drinkers. — Howard Schultz Copy Share Image
when I spoke of having a drink, it was a euphemism for having a whole flock of them. — Margaret Halsey Copy Share Image
What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking. — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You can't even remember your second cup. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't drink everywhere, as I am not a hard drinker. I also prefer not to drink in those parties where there… — Riya Sen Copy Share Image
“What have you gotten me into?" I hissed to him. "Me? What have you gotten yourself into? Couldn't I have just picked… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
That's what I would like to do until the end of time, to go on scribbling my articles on the third floor… — Paul Samuelson Copy Share Image
I'm talking like 10, 12 years old. Either junior brings Mom and Pop or Mom and Pop bring the kids. I'm talking… — George Thorogood Copy Share Image
There's no reason to drink cow's milk at any time in your life. It was designed for calves, not humans, and we… — Frank Oski Copy Share Image
Fashion, at modern time, was actually a way for women to go out in the world. There was one painting of a… — Kim Gordon Copy Share Image
Some people work with a trainer, some people work with a stylist. I work with a celebrity fecalist. A fecalist is basically… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I got invited to the Playboy Mansion with the Lonely Island guys after their first season on 'SNL,' and I sat in… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
The Safe Drinking Water Act, the safety provisions of the Clean Water Acts, the Clean Air Act, the Superfund Law - the… — Josh Fox Copy Share Image
“When I was in London in 2008, I spent a couple hours hanging out at a pub with a couple of blokes… — Robert Stacy McCain Copy Share Image
There's a lot of music nowadays with people singing about how amazing their clothes are and how incredible their shoes are and… — James Blunt Copy Share Image
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Son, never trust a man who doesn’t drink because he’s probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from… — James Crumley Copy Share Image
Hey, I am thinking of it myself, in this part of world (East), we all do endeavors in praying and are sweating… — Ali Shariati Copy Share Image
Every day we learn more and more about this wacky Osama bin Laden. He lives in a cave and at one time… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“living only for the moment, savouring the moon, the snow, the cherry blossoms, and the maple leaves, singing songs, drinking wine, and… — Asai Ryoi Copy Share Image