I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time. — Richard Harris Copy Share Image
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality. — Al Capone Copy Share Image
There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk? — Heather Mills Copy Share Image
It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know? — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
The drinking bone is connected to the party bone, the party bone is connected to the staying out all night long. — Tracy Byrd Copy Share Image
If I give up drinking, smoking, and fatty foods, I can add ten years to my life. Trouble is, I'll add it… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I suppose when some people see you on TV, they expect you to be this flamboyant, champagne-drinking stud. But I'm not like… — Kelvin Fletcher Copy Share Image
I eat a lot of fruit after I run. I find that hydrates me better than just drinking water. I have fruit… — Alison Sweeney Copy Share Image
If there's a celebration, I'll have a drink and enjoy that time with people, but I wouldn't be drinking to get drunk.… — Paul Mullin Copy Share Image
I lost my edge for boxing, I didn't put as much into it as I did before. I didn't run as far.… — Ken Norton Copy Share Image
“The Americans called theirs the Officers Club but the Canadians called ours the Officers Mess. The American term was the more honest;… — R.J. Childerhose Copy Share Image
I like to think I'm a night person, because that's my job, but now I'm a father of three. I'm trying to… — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
It's a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your tongue, and, moreover, you can time any little… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
That is the remarkable thing about drinking: it brings people together so quickly, but between night and morning it sets an interval… — Erich Maria Remarque Copy Share Image
Today you have a situation where now the prescription is: People who dont have enough money to buy food should end up… — Vandana Shiva Copy Share Image
There is an idea that you can take the spiritual teachings of a religion outside of a religion and practice them; these… — Seyyed Hossein Nasr Copy Share Image
Wolfe was drinking beer and looking at pictures of snowflakes in a book someone had sent him from Czechoslovakia... ...Wolfe seemed absorbed… — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
So he lent her books. After all, one of life's best pleasures is reading a book of perfect beauty; more pleasurable still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
(The processes are) doubly ruinous: they impoverish the earth by hastily removing, for the benefit of a few generations, the common resources… — Lewis Mumford Copy Share Image
I'm not suggesting at all that we take away all of the characters' vices. I am suggesting that this particular vice is… — Joe Eszterhas Copy Share Image
London has changed enormously and so have the English in the past decade. They're more like Americans and more like Europeans, too.… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
I don't think I ever would have had a problem being vulnerable or introspective but the problem with drinking is it's very… — Ryan Montgomery Copy Share Image
“Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant. ” — Robert Hess Copy Share Image
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer! — Louis Untermeyer Copy Share Image