You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Because Brenda [Carlin] had a drinking problem along with the coke, she had to hit bottom first. Most alcoholics do. And for… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Math questions are so stupid! Theyre like If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do… — Scott Copy Share Image
“The problem wasn't drinking. The problem was people. And what they needed wasn't a new law; what they needed was a new… — Siri Mitchell Copy Share Image
Cats have it made. They walk around naked and everyone thinks they're adorable. But if I walk around naked, I have a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My father's drinking was sometimes a problem. And a great deal went unspoken. He was not particularly acute or articulate about the… — Ian Mcewan Copy Share Image
Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. — Babloo Copy Share Image
Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks... maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to… — George Jones Copy Share Image
(Revealing she once had a drinking problem while waiting for her career to take off) It was really difficult, drinking became a… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
“When you're in the clutches of a drinking problem you don't really sit around thinking, I should really knock this shit off… — Anne Clendening Copy Share Image
Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks. Maybe some folks drink due to body chemistry and others due… — George Jones Copy Share Image
My dad drank pretty heavily, and he never missed a day of work in his life. So I never looked at drinking… — Alex Trebek Copy Share Image
Girls like this dont approach guys like me unless they have deep-seated self-esteem issues and a drinking problem... I have the upper… — Pretty Little Liars Copy Share Image
Every day we learn more and more about this wacky Osama bin Laden. He lives in a cave and at one time… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
My formative years were all shaped by a mother who was very sad and had a drinking problem, while my father was… — Peter Hedges Copy Share Image
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