As bad a dresser as I am, anything beats being judged by my character. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I've made so many movies playing a hooker that they don't pay me in the regular way anymore. They leave it on… — Shirley MacLaine Copy Share Image
A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser. — Don Herold Copy Share Image
Sometimes, after I'd gone at the coke like one of those snow plows moving up First Avenue, I'd think my heart was… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You don't have to paint your walls lime green just to try to have your home feel decorated. If you're a classic… — Nate Berkus Copy Share Image
Tell Ray to put the eyeliner, the lipstick and the high heels away. I'm not saying he's a cross-dresser, that's just what… — Shannon Sharpe Copy Share Image
