I've always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it! Whereas if I wrote… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
Fruit often ends up rotting in the crisper drawer. Well, that's the wrong place to put it. Out of sight, out of… — Tyler Florence Copy Share Image
I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I do know how to count. — Mickey Gilley Copy Share Image
The instant she saw the letter she squinted her eyes and bent her lips in a tough tiny smile that advanced her… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
I've been given this blessing, which is my granddaughter. You're no longer just you. You suddenly fit into the chest of drawers… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
A perfectionist is someone who finishes the backside of a drawer, which I consider completely unnecessary. — Helmut Krone Copy Share Image
I go to bed wearing a very baggy one-piece cheetah suit, just because it makes my son laugh. My sexy lingerie has… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
It's good to let God pick a man for you. We don't do so well when we pick them ourselves. They end… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
One said a tooth drawer was a kind of unconscionable trade, because his trade was nothing else but to take away those… — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
You would open a drawer, which my father had jammed full of newspapers, and the bottom would drop out. There were buttons… — Roz Chast Copy Share Image
When I complete a novel I set it aside, and begin work on short stories, and eventually another long work. When I… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
Elf made his way fuzzily back to the drawer, trying to think nasty thoughts about his tormentor (Mungo the dog) but he… — Martha Grimes Copy Share Image
People in apartheid South Africa can tell you that God cursed black people when they cursed Him. And so the hermetic people… — Desmond Tutu Copy Share Image
I have a few things that I have written over the years that haven't been made, but I sort of feel like… — Steven Zaillian Copy Share Image
Why does one always ask a writer why they stopped? I am sure everyone finds in any drawer a few dear poems. — Peter Bichsel Copy Share Image
Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer.… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
My father was dead by the time I became a writer, and he would have had a heart attack if he had… — Kevin Sessums Copy Share Image
Maybe I could have been good as a drawer if I had done it as much as I did writing, but it's… — Anne Carson Copy Share Image
… in the relentless and meaningless manner one searches for something in a nightmare, coming on doors that won’t open or drawers… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
The whitewash'd wall, the nicely sanded floor, The varnish'd clock that click'd behind the door; The chest, contriv'd a double debt to… — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, the punishment I disliked the most was writing sentences. My mother loved to make me record my… — Clay Aiken Copy Share Image
Photos always seem to exist as sort of stuffy, unnecessary antiques that we put in a drawer — unless we take them… — Mark Klett Copy Share Image
But when I say it isn't meant for anyone's eyes, I don't mean it in the sense of one of those novel… — Katharine Weber Copy Share Image
You cannot fold a flood and put it in a drawer, because the winds would find it out and tell your cedar… — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
