“If I don't get a girlfriend soon (number one on the list) I may have to resort to drastic measures like surgery (me) or hypnosis (them).” — J.A. Buckle Copy Share Image
“What is it with these people? They are more obsessed with me finding a girlfriend than I am. "He's concentrating on his studies," says… — J.A. Buckle Copy Share Image
“It's hot in here but that's just you, Michelle, for when I see you it's like the sun comes out in my head. You… — J.A. Buckle Copy Share Image
“Ozzy's cage is now sparkling but there is a problem. It seems that if you put vast quantities of sawdust down a toilet, the… — J.A. Buckle Copy Share Image
“If I don't get a girlfriend soon (number one on the list) I may have to resort to drastic measures like surgery (me) or… — J.A. Buckle Copy Share Image
“Don’t worry,” I say. “There’s plenty more fish in the sea.” “But I don’t want a fish,” Davey says. He really did say that… — J.A. Buckle Copy Share Image
