When giving her a dozen roses, 11 real and 1 fake, say I will love you until the last rose dies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
On a day you least expect a dozen roses will you get. But a dozen roses they will not be; for there… — Josh Boynton Copy Share Image
If I could give you the world on a silver platter Would it even matter? You'd still be mad at me. If… — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
~He handed her a dozen roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he told her he would love her till the last rose died~ — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A boy was about to leave, but before he did, he gave his girl a dozen of roses. 11 were real +… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So, what do you do when you know you have two days to live? Eat an entire Bitter Chocolate Death cake all… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image