Dozen Quotes · Page 3

“One, two, three / Buckle my shoe.”

— Robert Benchley

“Trials and half a dozen smaller”

— Jim Butcher

“Baird liked to think of it as the three Fs.”

— Marata Eros

One rose says more than the dozen.

— Wendy Craig

It's like one, two, three, fuck it.

— Dev

“Three, two, one, and f*ck it!”

— Tony Le Donne

“counter. ‘That will be sixpence, Mr Collins,”

— Anne Baker

I've done a dozen or two dozen infomercials.

— Matthew Lesko

Explain to me why it is more noble to kill ten thousand men in battle than a dozen at dinner.

— Anonymous

Guys like me on the investor side are a dime a dozen.

— Douglas Leone

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.

— Groucho Marx

“Three. Two. One. One. Two. Three. What the heck is bothering me?”

— Tripp Whetsell

I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now

— Lamar Alexander

“They would remain ready to use for no more than six”

— Brian Michael Jenkins

We are each a dozen people who were all the same child.

— Robert Breault

A good mathematical joke is better, and better mathematics, than a dozen mediocre papers.

— John Edensor Littlewood

I'm not an expert in typefaces that serve scientific writing, but I'd guess that's another dozen or two.

— Michael Bierut

Any random group of thirty Vietnamese women will contain a dozen who make Julia Roberts look like Lyle Lovett.

— P. J. O'Rourke

Two passed pawns advancing on the enemy pieces have brought me more than a dozen points in tournaments.

— David Bronstein

A dozen extra steps becomes a tremendous aggravation when you are pushing your edge out hour after hour.

— Carl Shapiro

The chess player who develops the ability to play two dozen boards at a time will benefit from learning to compress his…

— Marilyn vos Savant

Three of my children married Jewish people. One did not and that marriage didn't last more than half a dozen years or…

— Vera Rubin

Hurricane Charley is the worst natural disaster to befall our state in a dozen years, and it is unthinkable that anyone would…

— Charlie Crist

While most students were trying to draw one beautiful finished piece, I would be in the background drawing dozens of studies at…

— Anonymous

After the second Die Hard, Bruce Willis stated he would never do another. He should have stayed firm in his resolve. If…

— James Berardinelli

Mariano the Second had been the son of a fisherman, but he'd suffered from an unfortunate tendency toward seasickness and was forced…

— Ally Carter

In order to make a normal-sized record, a singer songwriter should have a couple dozen finished songs. Once they go through the…

— M. Ward

There are certain products that it's worth buying organic just because the alternatives have so much pesticide. There's a list of the…

— Michael Pollan

I don't even like DVDs. Honest to God, in my lifetime, I might have rented a dozen DVDs, literally gone into a…

— Michael Moore

You can't really prepare yourself for being greeted by a dozen Klingons drinking blood wine. So, it can be a bit off-putting…

— Jeri Ryan

Native Americans had only stone and wooden weapons and no animals that could be ridden. Those military advantages repeatedly enabled troops of…

— Jared Diamond

Give me a dozen healthy infants, well-formed, and my own specified world to bring them up and I'll guarantee to take any…

— Anonymous

“all six of them a license.” “That”

— Lawrence Block

Triple tongued is triple named

— Alison Croggon

Actors with political views are a dime a dozen.

— Tom Hanks

I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans.

— Bob Dylan

“six-five two-fifty visitor.”

— Lee Child

Pennies are, like, a dime a dozen.

— Anonymous

“Three. Mouthfuls. Gulps, whatever.”

— Lili St. Crow

“She is the fragrance of a dozen jasmines.”

— Avijeet Das