Douche Credentials Quotes by Dr Phil

Its a choice. You just have to decide that I'm not going to put my energy there. I'm going to decide to let this…

— Dr Phil

Coaching your wife is like trying to baptize a cat.

— Dr Phil

If you harbor hatred, anger, and bitterness (towards her), then you are absolutely locked into a bond through those negative emotions.

— Dr Phil

You have to know that you cannot reason with a drug addict. A drug addict is sick in the mind. Why would Dr Phil…

— Dr Phil

Never put more in a relationship than you can afford to lose.

— Dr Phil

Sometimes you have to make the right decision, and sometimes you have to make the decision right.

— Dr Phil

Indulgence doesn't prepare, indulgence can cripple a child because the world won't indulge her.

— Dr Phil

You generate the results in your life that you believe you deserve.

— Dr Phil

Common sense just isn't common enough anymore.

— Dr Phil

I'm a shithead douche with no credentials. I just say I do so people watch my show and believe the shit I spew

— Dr Phil

The best predictor of future behavior is past behaviorso you have got to create a new history.

— Dr Phil

It's better to be happy and alone , than being miserable and alone with someone else!!

— Dr Phil