I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes. — Lauren Gardner Copy Share Image
In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose. — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
“She’s probably wondering why I’m gaping at her like an idiot. Yup – she’s turning red. Now I really feel like a… — Jen Minkman Copy Share Image
“Um … that’s the second time you’ve snorted in the last ten minutes. I think that’s got to be some kind of… — Rebecca Espinoza Copy Share Image
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You may be wondering why there are words on my hands. That's because I'm a dork. And I'm gonna choose not to… — Hank Green Copy Share Image
I mean I like to be passionate and sincere but I also like to have fun and act like a dork. — Kurt Cobain Copy Share Image
You don't want to be too cool. But you don't want to be too dorky. Still, I find it so much better… — Heather Morris Copy Share Image
I was a part of that Beanie Babies generation. I had, like, 400 of them... OK, maybe not that many, but I… — Jessica Stroup Copy Share Image
I don't mind assholes. It's the dork I don't trust. The dork is the one who's trying to be whatever he thinks… — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, "Congratulations, it's a girl," I think… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
So, thanks,” Vivian said. “For what?” I looked up at her, confused. “For being stupid enough to love your crazy, murdering lunatic… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
I'm kind of a dork. I don't have much game. I'm not particularly comfortable in bars or clubs. I much prefer being… — Wentworth Miller Copy Share Image
To be straight, I was kind of a dork, and in order to fulfill the creative fires burning inside me, I participated… — Cary Fukunaga Copy Share Image
“I am who I am, a big dork who makes mistakes and deals the best way I can. I’m going to keep… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
A geek is like a dork. Someone who’s on the fringe, who you wouldn’t want to hang out with. A nerd is… — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
“Conviction without sight is a consequence of religious magnanimity, but in reality, it is the dork's apparel.” — Zeru (Chize) Ryan Ogunkah Copy Share Image
Sometimes I get so bold and I'm so confident about what I'm doing that I actually try to be more of a… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
To be honest, I find going out pretty scary and intimidating. Got all those people checking you out, with only one purpose:… — Wentworth Miller Copy Share Image
People think I'm cool - it's a virtue of my job! In real life I'm absolutely not cool, but I think if… — Shura Copy Share Image
I knew 'Mars Needs Moms! ' would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly, I also knew that… — Berkeley Breathed Copy Share Image
“My personal favorite was watching him play The Game of Life. It’s like the stupidest game ever, but he was thrilled with… — Kelly Oram Copy Share Image
All my family has very good mathematical abilities - like, so dorky. I was the dork then in school - on any… — Rebel Wilson Copy Share Image
I don't understand anyone thinking I'm sexy at all. I don't get it because, growing up as a kid, I wasn't. I… — Sophie Monk Copy Share Image
Your Nerdy your Dorkin…Wait..Wait..Wait!!! Did I say Dorkin…I meant Dork!!!!! Haters try to dig their way out with a fork!!!! Hahaha gotta… — Lil Mike Copy Share Image
Despite the fact that he no longer dressed like the big dork he did then, despite the fact that he’d swapped the… — Alyson Noel Copy Share Image
I was a theater dork in high school and did all the plays. My theater teacher in high school, Janet Spahr, was… — Melissa Rauch Copy Share Image
The truth is I'm a dork. I collected comics. I still love cartoons. I'd rather be at home on a Friday night… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
I absolutely hated high school. As a freshman, I was 5 feet tall and weighed 95 pounds... When I got to high… — Grant Show Copy Share Image
When I was in school, martial arts made you a dork, and I became self-conscious that I was too masculine. I was… — Ronda Rousey Copy Share Image
It seems like only yesterday that savers were dorks. They kept piggy banks. They drove last year's cars. They fished in their… — Jane Bryant Quinn Copy Share Image
I know that I present very - they say that I present very, very calm and very, very smart, very articulate, elegant.… — Tamlyn Tomita Copy Share Image
“Back in the 1980s when everyone looked a bit off, my friend Tim and his brothers had some publicity shots taken of… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
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