“Let the contract state that I want the Mr Darcy accent once a week!” — Anne Eliot Accent Copy Share Image
“Ignoring Gray Porter is like ignoring an elephant in a tut. A really hot elephant in a tutu... a very manly tutu."… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“She's trapped me on the front side of the counter. Way. Too. Close. To. Her. LIP-GLOSS.” — Anne Eliot Almost Copy Share Image
“Vere blinked. And blinked. And blinked. And blinked. OMG. Try to speak. Try.” — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“Maybe because he's already been in my dreams for so long, it feels to me as though we've always been together.” — Anne Eliot Dreams Copy Share Image
“I do have rough, manly, and mannish, man hands. So glad you noticed.” — Anne Eliot Almost Copy Share Image
“I’m living in fiction. It’s perfectly okay to be in love with any and all fictional boyfriends, even if they aren’t yours.” — Anne Eliot Fictional Copy Share Image
“The tragedy is all right there...in the very beginning when he smiles at her. When she instantly forgets. Forgets how dangerous he… — Anne Eliot Almost Copy Share Image
“Mr. Roth. The Devil is holding your daughter’s hand. Now would be a great time to step up and whack the kid… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“Holy mother of ripped-gorgeous. Get over the assets. Get over the assets. It’s an award-winning six pack. SO WHAT? Get over it.… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“We'll do roller. Okay?" She shrugs. "It's your funerals. Whatever you think will seem realistic, but know this: innocent children will die,… — Anne Eliot Children Copy Share Image
“After all the work and lies—and lotion—it took to get me into this parking lot, I’m not going home without more success… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“I'm not going to make a big deal about a few tummy flutters because...dead people, old people, even furniture would get butterflies… — Anne Eliot Almost Copy Share Image
“I grab my bag and open the door, trying to ignore him. But ignoring Gray Porter is like ignoring an elephant in… — Anne Eliot Almost Copy Share Image
“And you do, don't you? Love me just a little? Because I'll say it again. Right now, to your face. I straight… — Anne Eliot Right now Copy Share Image
“But what if the promises means life and death? What about bliss? Saving your soul? If all that is at stake, then… — Anne Eliot Death Copy Share Image
“Relentlessly, I read on: “Number one: Make at least two friends your own age. Number two: Go places besides your room. Number… — Anne Eliot Mom and dad Copy Share Image
“If you don't want my services, then it's only fair you cut me loose so I can make another girl or two… — Anne Eliot Wandering around Copy Share Image
“First. Don't get drunk. Don't smoke anything." "Duh. What are you, my dad? That's easy. I don't drink. We aren't even twenty-one.… — Anne Eliot High school Copy Share Image
“As awkward as this moment is, I'm intrigued with the possibilities of what this could mean. Gray Porter holding up my bangs… — Anne Eliot Time Copy Share Image
“We'll need to clarify for the record, that I'm a pretend girlfriend. Pretend,” she demands. “Got it? If you're giving me that… — Anne Eliot Pretend Copy Share Image
“Yeah…uh, about Facebook…all that social networking. I don't have it. My parents check my sister's emails, Facebook, and texts like stalkers. In… — Anne Eliot Cell phone Copy Share Image
“Be all the dork that I can be?” he tried. Her turn. “Hamlet: To dork, or not to dork, that is the… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“She stopped at a red light and turned to face him. “Look. You must know your eyes are truly distracting, and you… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“That wasn’t about you personally. It’s...I don’t hang out much alone. I mean—I don’t often hang out with guys. Alone. They usually… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“Vere spoke again, “You want us to hide this six-foot-three, positively gorgeous, famous rock star—one who has sports-drink blue eyes BY THE… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“I swear you can see in Juliet's eyes that she knows she's going to die because of how she feels for this… — Anne Eliot Romeo Copy Share Image
“I nod and tap my fingers against my knees. “What to do with a girlfriend while I work my hours at the… — Anne Eliot Bad habit Copy Share Image
“I think I'm losing control all over again. This is because I've registered two things above and beyond his hypnotic green eyes… — Anne Eliot Green eyes Copy Share Image
“So…you're not going to tell me what they mean? C'mon. What's the Hob? Why Forks?” When I stand, I switch to my… — Anne Eliot Books Copy Share Image
“Tatooine, huh? So awesome you know Star Wars facts,” he adds nodding. “Do you ever watch the animated stuff?” Grin. Grin. Grin.… — Anne Eliot Faint Copy Share Image
“Is this a habit of yours?” he asks. “What?” “Dropping stuff whenever you first see me? It's kind of cute. Flattering,” he… — Anne Eliot Habits Copy Share Image
“Don't say that. Don't even joke about it! The idea of ten weeks with a single, locked-down girlfriend—even the fake kind—gives me… — Anne Eliot Text messaging Copy Share Image
