I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes four hours."… — Frank Carson Copy Share
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? — Frank Carson Copy Share
The council in Blackpool have given the homeless bus passes, but how would they know where to get off? — Frank Carson Copy Share
A girl asks her doctor, "Doctor, I've forgotten to take my contradictory pill!" The doctor says: "Are you ignorant?" The girl says: "Yes, three… — Frank Carson Copy Share
I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase… — Frank Carson Copy Share
I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers. — Frank Carson Copy Share
A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live." The man said: "Can… — Frank Carson Copy Share
My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror." — Frank Carson Copy Share
My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the… — Frank Carson Copy Share
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her… — Frank Carson Copy Share
A man up in front of a judge says "I don't recognise this court." "Why not?" "It's been redecorated since the last time I… — Frank Carson Copy Share
My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p. — Frank Carson Copy Share
