I'm allergic to dogs, so I couldn't even adopt what gay men typically adopt when they have that maternal gene. — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
When I think of 'Mad Dog Time,' I think of the fact that I got to drive fast cars all day long… — Kyle MacLachlan Copy Share Image
“Kiriwar: "I thought I smelled shit stinking up the hallway." Shiki: "I butchered a hyena...maybe that's why. That's what you do to… — Suguro Chayamachi Copy Share Image
Happiness is a hound dog in the sun. We aren't on Earth to be happy, but to experience incredible things. - Hannah… — Marisha Pessl Copy Share Image
I'm not really sure of anything. I have no personality or opinion on anything. I just sort of float around and lie… — Riley Keough Copy Share Image
Without a dog, you'd never have anyone demonstrate how important it is to stop every day and smell the roses... and then… — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
“He's a unique dog, Mr. Bell had said. There is no other in the world that looks or acts just like him.” — Martha McKiever Copy Share Image
My mom cooked pot roast with noodles and frozen vegetables. Or she'd make spaghetti or hot dogs, or heat up TV dinners.… — Carol Alt Copy Share Image
There's facts about dogs, and then there's opinions about them. The dogs have the facts, and the humans have the opinions. If… — J. Boone Copy Share Image
We're all animals, but we're a different sort of animal. Maybe they're better than us. They're more loyal. They're more pure. They're… — Kevin Kline Copy Share Image
You need eyes that tell the dog who watches them what you are feeling toward it, even though the message may be… — Barbara Woodhouse Copy Share Image
When a cocker spaniel bites, it does so as a member of its species; it is never anything but a dog. When… — Tom Junod Copy Share Image
No one can fully understand the meaning of love unless he's owned a dog. A dog can show you more honest affection… — Gene Hill Copy Share Image
At the beginning of 'Solo,' Chewbacca is a stray dog from the streets who has been beaten. He is very guarded and… — Joonas Suotamo Copy Share Image
An adultress passed by a dog at a well; and the dog was holding out his tongue from thirst, which was near… — Muhammad Copy Share Image
I read that all dogs have wolf DNA in them, which seemed preposterous because my dog, Tucker, is... afraid of plastic bags… — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
Well, puppy mills are - it's just a name given to really, really bad dog breeding facilities and sadly, we have a… — Lara Trump Copy Share Image
Today my son and I went for a stroll and saw the sea lions and watched the sunset and played ball in… — Charisma Carpenter Copy Share Image
I suffered like a dog, but maybe the fact that I am a professional sportsman and used to competing and fighting helped… — Seve Ballesteros Copy Share Image
At twelve noon, The natives swoon And no further work is doneBut mad dogs and Englishmen, Go out in the midday sun. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
When a really cute dog shows up on your doorstep, you can't be like, Yeah, no. You're like, Oh, yay, puppy! — Emmy Rossum Copy Share Image
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too. — Donna Shalala Copy Share Image
As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
“What is with this dog?" Erin demanded "she's acting like a stripper with new tits." "She's proud" Annalisa said. "She's one of… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
I knew there was a story; once you find a dog with a fork through it, you know there's a story there. — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
Thus every dog at last will have his day - He who this morning smiled, at night may sorrow; The grub today's… — John Wolcot Copy Share Image
My dog is my only true friend that will love me unconditionally & be there with me through my most difficult times. — Foxy Copy Share Image
I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs… — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
The proportionality of what has happened to America because of unemployment and housing makes everything else look like a flea on a… — Dylan Ratigan Copy Share Image
For us in Russia communism is a dead dog. For many people in the West, it is still a living lion. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dogs are more of a responsibility than kids - you can send a kid off to their grandparents or a nanny, but… — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
“Who the hell needs this many dogs anyway?” “What’s wrong with being a pet owner?” Cameron asked. “Yeah, you pronounced ‘hoarder’ wrong.” — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
I desperately want a dog, but I've been told I travel too much, and I'm not allowed to have a dog. — Victoria Pratt Copy Share Image
... Love never forgets; or if it does, it is an imperfect love, like the beautiful love of a dog, faithful and unreasoning. — Margaret Deland Copy Share Image
I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
If your day is full of little mean, dark thoughts, is it any wonder you feel crabby? Maybe it's because you let… — Barbara De Angelis Copy Share Image
The problem of online identity is expressed best in an old 'New Yorker' cartoon with a picture of a dog next to… — Toomas Hendrik Ilves Copy Share Image
I do not wish to be shut up in a corral. All agency Indians I have seen are worthless. They are neither… — Sitting Bull Copy Share Image
The moment I do any puppy dog acting, I think the joke is dead. It's in the truth of how I play… — Jason Gann Copy Share Image