“You'll never reach your destination if you stop to throw stones at every dog that barks.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I pray thee let me and my fellow have a haire of the dog that bit us last night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can always count on my dog to make me feel better about a bad hair day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I open the fridge, my dog looks at me like, 'Why don't you eat all the food?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our brain, our body, craves fat. We cannot help it. That's why a kid will eat a hot dog quicker than a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people tend to throw your love to the dogs when you become totally submissive to them, but when you want to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I miss you Mito you are my baby forever .I miss you so much. Why did tht stupid dog kill you?:(. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every year the State will be the dog that chases its own tail... engaging in a futile attempt to close a perpetual… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[on going to Sunday school:] It looks like rain, and I hope it will rain cats and dogs and hammers and pitchforks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear my little Kitten friends, we are never liked by some people. But that's okay. Because one day we are going to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women are more evolved biologically and emotionally, that's well known and it's obvious. But they confuse sex and the spirit; they don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you would understand this secret, you must first understand the distinction between training an animal and educating one. Trained animals are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Emeth speaking of Aslan, "Beloved, said the Glorious One, unless thy desire had been for me thou wouldst not have sought so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Three Wiseman: The weather has been awful, The countryside is dreary, Marsh, jungle, rock; and echoes mock, Calling our hope unlawful;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, for heaven’s sake, Sirius, Dumbledore said no!” A bearlike black dog had appeared at Harry’s side as Harry clambered over the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Several factors besides skill are more significant in professional writers than in most amateurs. One is love of the surface level of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forget diamonds or dogs—a girl or boy's best friend is always a high-powered weapon. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share