Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden surprising outbursts of affection, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl don't get all depressed over a dog from your past. That's like being sad because the garbage man picked up the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have been wandering to find him and my happiness is so great that it even weakens me like a wound. And… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once when I had remarked on the affection quite often found between cat and dog, my friend replied, "Yes. But I bet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm cool with the way I look, I'm not an ugly dog, but I don't see myself as a stud or anything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tell me, how is Lucius Malfoy these days? I expect he's delighted his lapdog's working at Hogwarts, isn't he?" "Speaking of dogs,"… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boy and his dog and his friends. And a summer that never ends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do more than 40 percent of Americans think that the Universe began after the domestication of the dog? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
