“It means ‘female dog,’” I’d explained to my sisters, “but it also means ‘a woman who’s crabby and won’t let you be yourself.” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“ 'Shotgun!' he bellowed, startling them as he scrambled to the front, passenger-side door. Camael looked at him, an expression of confusion on his goateed face. 'What did you Say?' 'I said shotgun,' Gabriel [the dog] explained. 'It's what you're… — Thomas E. Sniegoski Copy Share Image
![“'Shotgun!' he bellowed, startling them as he scrambled to the front, passenger-side door. Camael looked at him, an expression of confusion on his goateed face. 'What did you Say?' 'I said shotgun,' Gabriel [the dog] explained. 'It's what you're supposed to say when you want to ride in the front…” quote by Thomas E. Sniegoski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/80f/thomas-e-sniegoski-45148_aaron_shotgun-he-bellowed-startling-them-as-he_947285.jpg)