I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. — Jack O'Neill Copy Share Image
I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think… — Jack O'Neill Copy Share Image
Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now. — Jack O'Neill Copy Share Image
I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts! — Jack O'Neill Copy Share Image
To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice. — Jack O'Neill Copy Share Image
Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff. — Jack O'Neill Copy Share Image
I wish I could say I didn't owe anything to anyone. But the truth is, I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for… — Jack O'Neill Copy Share Image
Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness. — Jack O'Neill Copy Share Image
