Somethin' like four thousand bottles have been thrown at me in my day but only about twenty ever hit me. That does not speak very well for the accuracy of the fans' throwing. — Harry Gordon Johnson Copy Share Image
Somethin' like four thousand bottles have been thrown at me in my day but only about twenty ever hit me. That does not speak… — Harry Gordon Johnson Copy Share Image
The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer. . . — Harry Gordon Johnson Copy Share Image
Most people are blinded by faith leaving them unable to see the truth that is science. — Harry Gordon Johnson Copy Share Image
The rule in the women's colleges was that after 7 p.m. all men were beasts. Up until 7 p.m. they were all angels, and… — Harry Gordon Johnson Copy Share Image