Doctors Quotes · Page 22

Experience is an excellent doctor, though he never had a diploma.

— Fanny Fern

Medicines cure diseases, but only doctors can cure patients.

— Carl Jung

I've decided to take up smoking, my doctor said I wasn't getting enough tar.

— Steve Martin

My sister is an ER doctor, and my brother is a teacher.

— Rami Malek

One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes.

— Mitch Hedberg

Doctor Strange is selfish but he's still saving lives.

— Benedict Cumberbatch

Naturally, I dated my fair share of doctors, definitely every specialty.

— Gabby Windey

There are none of you, good doctors, could cope with my family anyway.

— Roger Zelazny

I took anatomy classes. I went to medical libraries and talked to doctors and nutritionists. I did the whole thing before using…

— Marilu Henner

“The doctor always prescribes the approximate, for there aren't any set of perfect treatments for diseases.”

— Aporva Kala

Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st…

— Frank Carson

My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick.

— Moms Mabley

Change your mind about playing doctor?" "No, but I hear candy-striper uniforms are pretty cute.

— Rachel Vincent

My doctors told me this morning my blood pressure is down so low that I can start reading the newspapers.

— Ronald Reagan

The Doctor: Rose... before I go, I just want to tell you: you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what?…

— Russell T Davies

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

— Gracie Allen

Before I got Doctor Who, I went to the Guildhall School of Music and Drama. I went back to take the final…

— Sarah Sutton

One thing I can take credit for, along with the rest of show business, is when the red ribbons were out, we…

— Gilbert Gottfried

Money is misunderstood. The fact is if you want to be successful - the money will follow you. If you are a…

— Frank Lowy

Captain Jack: Rose, you are worth fighting for. [Jack kisses Rose passionately] Captain Jack: Wish I'd never met you, Doctor, I was…

— Russell T Davies

A classic lecture, rich in sentiment, With scraps of thundrous Epic lilted out By violet-hooded Doctors, elegies And quoted odes, and jewels…

— Alfred Lord Tennyson

People that work in a business are likely to date somebody that is in the same business. If you are a doctor,…

— Lita Ford

The New York Times is reporting that back in the '60s, presidential candidate Howard Dean used a letter from a doctor about…

— Jay Leno

That's the trouble with the conventional doctors. They always say, 'How does it work?' but often there isn't any neat little answer...Something…

— John Bradshaw

At today's prices for medicines, doctors and hospitals-if the latter are available at any price-only millionaires can afford to be hurt or…

— Malcolm Forbes

If Cancer is the chastening tool of God, then doctors who are fighting cancer are fighting against the work of God. If…

— Ray Comfort

All one needs to do is just to go to any hospital in America and see the number of Pakistani or Indian…

— Thomas Friedman

“Where there were once several competing approaches to medicine, there is now only one that matters to most hospitals, insurers, and the…

— Thomas Hager

Dr. Armonson stitched up her wrist wounds. Withen 5 minutes of the transfusion he declared her out of danger. Chucking her under…

— Jeffrey Eugenides

I will use treatment to help the sick according to my ability and judgment, but never with a view to injury and…

— Hippocrates

I'm glad you came here and got the help you needed," Neil says, and he shakes my hand in that way that…

— Ned Vizzini

Our civilized world is nothing but a great masquerade. You encounter knights, parsons, soldiers, doctors, lawyers, priests, philosophers and a thousand more:…

— Arthur Schopenhauer

...if all people doing desktop publishing were doctors we would all be dead!

— Massimo Vignelli

“Most doctors are prisoners of their education and shackled by their profession.”

— Richard Diaz

My doctor told me my jogging could add years to my life.

— Lee Trevino

So I went and visited a doctor and he diagnosed me with reactive arthritis.

— Daniel Johns

An ignorant doctor is the aide-de-camp of death.

— Avicenna

The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.

— Robert S. Mendelsohn

Doctors couldn't be everywhere, so the Lord invented Vulcans. I thought you knew.

— Diane Duane

My father and mother were both doctors, yes.

— Jay Chandrasekhar