Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“They found he’d had a lethal dose of something that only a doctor could pronounce properly. As far as I remember it sounds vaguely like di-flor, hexagonal-ethylcarbenzol. That’s not the right name. But that’s roughly what it sounds like.” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image