If you want to get healthy, you just might not want to go to a doctor. You might instead, go to church. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Your parents tell you that you can do anything that you want, but then you turn 20, and they're like "I think… — Matias Tellez Copy Share Image