Dissecting Quotes by Barry Cryer

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I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?

— Barry Cryer

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Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.

— Barry Cryer

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Why does it take two days for a polaroid of John Major to appear?

— Barry Cryer

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They say that adultery is the main thing that can damage a marriage, but it's not. It's boredom.

— Barry Cryer

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Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck

— Barry Cryer

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