You're so pretty! Hell yeah I am, that's why I've been single this whole time — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do not think of yourself as perfect because perfect people always die accidentally. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
2 girls wearing the same shirt :That bitch, copied my style .. 2 boys wearing the same shirt :Brother !! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Only 3 types of people tell the truth. 1) Kids. 2) The drunk. 3) The angry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when your arguing with someone and your eyebrow twitches. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your teacher says ok pick a partner and you give your friend the sexiest pedophile look ever — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I was a teacher, I would try to figure out who had a crush on who and make sure they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do something...and í everybody thinks its dumb. Somebody popular does the same thing...and everybody thinks its AMAZING. x — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money over bitches? Please, tell me more about how you have neither of those. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everytime the phone rings, I wish it was you. Haha, jk. I know you hate me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you get out of the shower only to realize you don't have any towels. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a beautiful night, we're looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My love.!! your good wishes always with me. this world know I'm alive, But life is not such a life without you — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
Dude, she just called you deaf.WHAT?!?! I said, she just called you deaf! Awwhh HELL NAWH!! My name ain't Beth! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Telling someone that you're going to bed, When you're actually not, and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TEACHER: You should KNOW this, you learned it 3 Year ago! Me: Bitch, I dont even remember what happened last week! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saving a file as jkhsjkfsjjuk because you're too lazy to write a proper title. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the best thing you can do is keep your mouth shut an your eyes open. The truth always comes out in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At the mall: I won't buy anything. I'm saving up *spots an awesome shirt* Oh! I have to buy that. I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, you got an 'A' on your test? Please brag about how much smarter you are than everybody else — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That beautiful moment when you see you food coming at a restaurant but it ends up going to the next table -.- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We aren't dating, but when I see someone else flirting with you, Ijust wanna punch them in the face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you try to high five someone and you both miss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone in the class have any questions? (._.)/ ok, moving on. (._.). — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OMG! Wrong person! Cancel. Cancel! Cancel!! CANCEL!!!! -Message sent- Okay, KILL me now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk... Dude, youwere running downtown screaming to strangers OH NA NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm done trying. Fuck you. Fuck you. I'll probably text you tomorrow, but fuck you. (how I feel all the time..) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk... Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula. e_e — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isn't it funny how people find it hilarious when they treat peoplelike crap, but gets so offended when someone does it back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bad Luck Brian: USES HANDICAPPED STALL. COMES OUT, HANDICAPPED PERSON WAITING. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That was actually funny. But I don't like you. So I'm not going to laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward distance of deciding whether or not to hold the door for someone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
9 year olds today have Facebooks, twitters, phones, ipods. When I was their age, I had a coloring book, crayon, chalk &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look at the keyboard, U and I are together. Look underneath, itsays JK.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I The Only One Who Misses This Show? I Used To Watch It Every Day!. But Not Many People Actually Remember… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate the fact that there are so many toys in the world, but still alot of people tend to play with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hate when people always use YOLO to make a sentence soundcool Just bought underwear, YOLO — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lied, because I was going to look for fakes XD but this is the last one haah — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As painful as it may seem, sometimes you're supposed to fall in love with someone, but not meant to be with them — Anonymous Copy Share Image
