Next time you look at someone thinking, 'I wish I was that pretty.' remember that another person is thinking that same thought… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why are people still using a dictionary? I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a party next to my houseand they're playing One Thing really loud I'm just like dancing in my room — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Police officer walks up to me* Police: Where were you between 4 and 6? Me: Kindergarten — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there is plenty to eat and drink at home, then any individual would not prefer to enroll in the army. — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life. 1 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember when I was a kid , and I used to go on the computer just to use paint . The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment you're laughing so hard and you try to stop, but youlook at the person and laugh again — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ripped Jeans. & Gym Class The only two reasons to shave your legs in the winter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't know how to continue the conversation. — Taimoor Khan Copy Share Image
I love it when I buy a bag of air,and the company is nice enough to put chips in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beating someone in a video game when you were just pressing random buttons the whole time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 4th grader, How can you be in a complicated relationship? I mean WHAT, did he do steal your animal crackers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only guy that will ever be good enough for you Is the one who thinks he doesn't deserve you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What I want to be when I grow up? A vet..but my dream is to be a singer/ íactress. Just like the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You said I love you and I said I love you too. The only difference is, I didn't lie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're dancing to music and you think you're all sexy and have badass moves like a pop star but in reality… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward little half runningwalk thing you do when a car lets you cross the road. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how old you are... if alittle kid shoots you with a toy gun, you act dead. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd rather have an enemy that slaps me in the face than a friend that stabs me in the back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope you choke on the lies youtell; but then again.. Its kinda hard to swallow that much bull crap — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one shampoo bottle that's always empty in your shower yet nobody throws it away — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to bed .. really means.. I'm going to lie on my bed and be on my phone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's advice time!! Inbox the page your problems... and we will answer them IN theinbox Anything… all us admins are here to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After reading the 'Zux' Fanfic made me cry... Why Did That Directioner EvenWrite that NASTY Thing — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hugs can be really awkward when you aren't really sure where to put your arms. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The walk of shame at the store when you have to put somethingback because your mom saysno — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationships might last longer ifpeople continued doing the things it took to get the person in the first place. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It would be funny, to throw a party with fake booze and see how many people act wasted.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You said it was a long story, but you told me and it took about 10 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Standing Up: Wow! I'm actually kinda skinny! Sitting Down: Okay maybe not.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationships Nowadays: First week I love you baby! Second week we are forever! Third week single. be back latter — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lol If Harry Styles Had His Own Hair Salon.. It Could Be Called.. Hairy Styles.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im sorry again for not being active. I'll try to be active if I go home. ;l — Anonymous Copy Share Image
SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4. HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8. EXAM: Juan has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the suns mass — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one Who will spend 20 minutes trying to get my messy bun perfect? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you get caught in your pajamas by an unexpected visitor — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your relationship will be bruised easily if you do not handle with care. — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP!!! * Answers phone* Hey mom.. (background) NO I WILLNOT PUT MY PANTS ON!!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
