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Me without you is like Facebookwith no friends, YouTube with no videos, and Google with no results. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you have 3 friends in a class andthe teacher says Find a partner! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Awkward moment when your teacher says your name and you look up to see everyone staring at you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Hey I've never met you, Me: and I'm crazy, Me: I have your number, Me: I'll call you daily. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a crazy society when guys wanna see a movie about a teddy bear, and girls wanna see a movie about strippers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
9 year olds today have Facebooks, twitters, phones, ipods. When I was their age, I had a coloring book, crayon, chalk &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment, when your class is so immature it could easily be mistaken for 3rd graders. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You said it was a long story, but you told me and it took about 10 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never ignore a person who caresfor you. Cause one day youll realize that you have lost a diamond while you were too… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I say LOL, I amnot actually laughing out loud. I just have nothing else to sa — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so manywonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u mother brings memories… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people sing happy birthday to you 5% - sing 10% - smile 85% - sit there like an awkward walrus and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No Boyfriend November and Don't Date December were a success. Now for Just Me January, Forever Alone February, No Match March... I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I haven't been on guys, butI wanted to say that I feel special, because a lot of pages have the same… — Anonymous Copy Share Image