Don't ever cry when it's over, laugh for the next bitch that has to put up with his shit [; — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My favorite color is purple. I have One Direction infection. its all over me, its stronger than me. Just the fact that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just made this, but I don't know if it should be the cover. 20+ likes for it to be the cover — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I wear make-up, I'm a cake-face. If I wear short-shorts, I'm a slut. If I actually study for a test, I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment, when you can't help but giggle in a serious situation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you finish an article and need to save but press Cancel Button. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
We aren't dating, but when I see someone else flirting with you, Ijust wanna punch them in the face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Q: Do you like football? A: I'm a cheerleader so I have to watch football and I like it. My one and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Strangers think Im quiet. My friends think Im outgoing. My best friends think Im completely insane. — Narenkumar Copy Share Image
Sometimes I have the feeling I should get out of bed, but then I think, mmm... better not — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saying we can still be friends after a breakup is like saying,hey the dog died but we can still keep it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really hate it when 10 year oldgirls say I love my boyfriend Seriously bitch? You barely know how to spell his last — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lol If Harry Styles Had His Own Hair Salon.. It Could Be Called.. Hairy Styles.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you drink too much alcohol you are an alcoholic. If you drink too much Fanta, does that make you Fantastic? -A — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Racism. One example is when the white iPhone is more expensive than the black. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk... Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula. e_e — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Torturing yourself with depressing music when you're already feeling sad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature lovesays: 'I need you because I love you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image