Mom,look! Very nice. Oh, that's cool how you saw withoutactually looking — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pretending to never get the text, from An annoying person who won't leave you alone -.- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why didn't you reply to my text? dude, how am I suppose to reply to lol? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bitch, please your so ugly that gold fish crackers don't even smile back! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know you will not Believe me because I am too old But I have New Hope for you I have New… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate those girls in My Super Sweet 16 that cry because they got a black Mercedes instead of a white Range… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you're lying. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear inventor of tampons, How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone ? (o_O) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HAHAHA you blinked! Of course I blinked, you clapped your hands in my face... Idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your parents don't answer your calls, it's ok but when you don't answer your parent's calls, worldwar III is about to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mother compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced thatpeople actually think your stupid — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can you please be serious ? Ok,ok... I'm gonna be serious now.*DEEP BREATH..* *Bursts out laughing* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OMG DiD YOU GET BRACES!?!?!?!!? í!?nah, I just decided to bedazzle my teeth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted of excitement. ( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Dora, just one question... How do you get your shirt over your head? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
DUDE I just poured my friggin heart out to you & you reply ohlol. I hope you get hit by a bus!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, we've all tried to accomplish as much as possible before the microwave stops. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
