“This book is a work of fiction that was given to a pirate after it was retrieved from the future by exotically beautiful Eastern European girls. Then diabolical Eastern European scientists worked tirelessly to ensure that every name, character, place,… — James Marshall Copy Share Image
“Jesus preached socialism and pacifism," I say, "which is wrong and un-American since it discourages entrepreneurship and doesn't support our troops, but I'm a… — James Marshall Copy Share Image
“I'm Guy Boy Man, which, I admit, is pretty weird, because I'm not Asian, or a series of keywords to search for gay porn,… — James Marshall Copy Share Image
“Guy Boy Man," says Baby Doll15. "Violence is not the answer." I look down the hallway, steely eyed. "Then I don't like the question."… — James Marshall Copy Share Image
“God, The world sucks; It's a real mess; Nobody can fix it; It's hopeless; Thanks a lot; Amen. --Guy Boy Man's recommended prayer for… — James Marshall Copy Share Image
“No girl has ever had this effect on me! She's taking up so much of my attention, I'm having a hard time smoking cigarettes… — James Marshall Copy Share Image
“Francis Bacon is a good-looking young man. I don't think he has a girlfriend but I don't know. I don't think he has a… — James Marshall Copy Share Image
It's like everyone wants to categorize you as this and that until you've made your own mark. — James Marshall Copy Share Image
“This book is a work of fiction that was given to a pirate after it was retrieved from the future by exotically beautiful Eastern… — James Marshall Copy Share Image
“Then, dramatically, all of a sudden, totally out of nowhere, and to my utter astonishment, absolutely nothing happens.” — James Marshall Copy Share Image
I was doing 'Twin Peaks,' and Columbia called and said they wanted me to do 'Gladiator.' I thought it had the potential to be… — James Marshall Copy Share Image
