There's a joke about the balloon boy who has a balloon mum and a balloon dad and he goes to a balloon… — Gabrielle Williams Copy Share Image
We could not bring democracy to South Vietnam at a cost that we were willing to accept. So it was a disaster.… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
I do not like candy. I do not like knocking on strangers' doors. I do not like having to deal with the… — Rachel Zucker Copy Share Image
I think most other comics are like, 'I'm going to do my fkin' act and that'll be that.' With me, it's like,… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Every chance at destabilizing [Bashar] Assad... the bombing campaign causes a flood of refugees into Jordan, there's already half a million in… — Rand Paul Copy Share Image
Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I hate it when Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi get to beat their drums and talk about what a great day it… — Jeanine Pirro Copy Share Image
We need to fix the military, help veterans, our inner cities are a disaster, you get shot walking to the store. We… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
The only time you have is the where and when of right now. There will always be good times, bad times, hard… — Chris Murray Copy Share Image
I think the environmental impact of this disaster is likely to have been very, very modest. — Tony Hayward Copy Share Image
But ah! disasters have their use; And life might e'en be too sunshiny... — Charles Stuart Calverley Copy Share Image
The threat of environmental crisis is the 'international disaster key' to unlock the New World Order. — Mikhail Gorbachev Copy Share Image
If you think about disaster, you will get it. Brood about death and you hasten your demise. Think positively and masterfully, with… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
Success is the ability to continue to move through total disaster. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
In handling resources, strive to avoid disaster rather than to attain an optimum. — Butler Lampson Copy Share Image
The answer is to end our reliance on carbon-based fuels... If we succeed, we create booming new industries, wealth, clean secure energy… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
America has a history of political isolation and economic self-sufficiency; its citizens have tended to regard the rest of the world as… — Alison Lurie Copy Share Image
During bad circumstances, which is the human inheritance, you must decide not to be reduced. You have your humanity, and you must… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
All students of disaster movies know that nothing survives these natural onslaughts except cats and the highest paid film stars. — Simon Jenkins Copy Share Image
I thought Italian Vogue had always been considered the most experimental, avant-garde magazine. If I was going to use the same kind… — Franca Sozzani Copy Share Image
The peace and joy of the Christmas season was marred by a proclamation of a general strike of all the military forces… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
Living things have been doing just that for a long, long time. Through every kind of disaster and setback and catastrophe. We… — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
We run down the right fork, Manchee at our heels, the night and a dusty road stretching out in front of us,… — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
Kids are like farts. You dont mind your own, but other peoples are unbearable. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
Emotions, in my experience aren't covered by single words. I don't believe in "sadness," "joy," or "regret." I'd like to have at… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image