Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With girls, everything looks great on the surface. But beware of drawers that won't open. They contain a three-month supply of dirty… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor. — Martha Stewart Copy Share Image
What’s in that backpack, by the way? You’re always guarding it like it holds national security secrets or something. (Tory) Dirty underwear.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
