Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
Girl I gottagive you a mouth to mouth to make sure your breathing,for some strange everyone stop breathing when you walked in — MrCountry Copy Share Image
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman's destination, did you understand the explanation… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Wait! You don't have a man girl? Do you have an application form? I will love to fill that vacant position for… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
So you telling me it don't have another man blocking me from coming over by your place and making a pass you… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Just like a tootsie roll pop, I'd liked to find out how many licks it takes to get to your center. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl so damn fine I am going to treat you like my homework I am going to slam you on this table… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl, you're like a pickup truck. It takes more than one load to get the job done. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know you dream me every night & I also knows it makes your dreams get wet !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Roses are red Violets are twisted Bend over love Because you're about to get fisted — No Author Copy Share Image
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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